Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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