Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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