Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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