It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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