Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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