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(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

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id pin you as more of an 8

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(845): i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7 (1-845): id pin you as more of an 8 http://tfl.nu/ua5n

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(812): View more from Indiana

Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"

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I have so much to learn from you, wise slut

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(812): Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!" (219): I have so much to learn from you, wise slut http://tfl.nu/eyww

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(563): View more from Iowa

My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.

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(563): My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night. http://tfl.nu/lmn5

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(805): View more from California

Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.

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(805): Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy. http://tfl.nu/cdtm

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(812): View more from Indiana

Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.

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(812): Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life. http://tfl.nu/o2zn

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(253): View more from Washington

Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.

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(253): Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle. http://tfl.nu/sb1o

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(409): View more from Texas

The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.

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(409): The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out. http://tfl.nu/ni31

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"

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(604): Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer," http://tfl.nu/po39

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(251): View more from Alabama

why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

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(251): why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us? http://tfl.nu/6pdz

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...

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(701): Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab... http://tfl.nu/8q0e

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(661): View more from California

Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.

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(661): Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head. http://tfl.nu/dct5

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic

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(608): My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic http://tfl.nu/so38

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(425): View more from Washington

I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.

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(425): I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me. http://tfl.nu/51kh

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(937): View more from Ohio

Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!

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(937): Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would! http://tfl.nu/dkq8

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(609): View more from New Jersey

TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help

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(609): TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help http://tfl.nu/xrr6

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