Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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