you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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