ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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