i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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