i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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