My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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