I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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