Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.