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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth

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• (512): View more from Texas

  a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

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• (760): View more from California

  Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...

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• (631): View more from New York

  I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

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• (408): View more from California

  Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.

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  Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly

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  I approve this so hard.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.

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• (323): View more from California

  I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.

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