doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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