you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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