Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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