i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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