We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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