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(816): View more from Missouri

FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.

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(786): View more from Florida

All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"

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(703): View more from Virginia

There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(239): View more from Florida

allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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(334): View more from Alabama

It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!

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(720): View more from Colorado

To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours

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(256): View more from Alabama

His nipple licking is glorious

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