I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm having to shit out rocks
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