He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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