Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Randomize
