o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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