I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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