too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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