We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
