How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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