are you so shy because you have an std?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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