She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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