we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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