I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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