What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize