she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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