i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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