AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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