lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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