Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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