bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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