Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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