I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...