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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?

  (408): View more from California

  JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.

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• (914): View more from New York

  it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How does a face ride mean we're back together?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts

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