Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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