Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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