you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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