Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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