I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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