Nicole vs. Life
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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