You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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