oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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