Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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