I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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