do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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