you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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