Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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