She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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